He got married the day of the concert

I’m 44 and I live in Villavicencio. I’ve been listening to this band for many years, and I got the cruellest coincidence a fan can get: the only time Rammstein played in Colombia was my wedding day. That December 3 I was getting married, so the concert went on without me.

I don’t have a big collection. I have their music on my laptop and a pin someone gave me the day of a group photo at Simón Bolívar park — I’m in that picture, somewhere in the crowd. No tattoos.

I tell the story every time the subject comes up: the day Rammstein came to Colombia, I was saying “I do” somewhere else.